Bowling for forgiveness. RCL, Year B, Epiphany 3.
Jonah 3:1-5, 10; Psalm 62:5-12; 1 Corinthians 7:29-31; Mark 1:14-20.
It’s amazing what you can find on the internet. On the one hand, I don’t know how anybody prepared a sermon before the mid-1990’s. And, yet, on the other hand, I also have no idea how you determine the truth of anything any more; there’s so much information, misinformation, counter-information, urban mythical information out there. And you can look it all up on Google with just five spare seconds. And here’s what I found today. I found out—I have no idea whether anybody’s confirmed it—but I found out that a long time ago, around the third and fourth centuries, the earliest Germanic Christians—right back when they first got Christianity—and the Roman Empire was starting to crumble—these Germans, before they’d come into a Church, they had a habit of leaving their weapons at the door. It was a wild place and a wild time, and so they carried weapons as a matter of course—usually clubs—quite crude—but they were pretty good at putting paid to anybody or any animal that came across the wrong end. So, basically, you’d walk up to any Church in that day and age, and what you’d find was a big pile of wooden clubs right at the back. Eventually, this pile became, in itself, a sign that the people gathered there were called to leave behind their violence and animosity. And, of course, the heart of the Christian message is just that: we come together each week to the Lord’s table to share—just for a moment—God’s perfect peace, promised for his kingdom. But where it gets interesting is here: they didn’t just stop there. Human beings like a bit of ritual and tradition—and where there is none, we often invent some. And that’s what these guys did with their clubs; eventually, they made a game out of it. After worship was over, as they were on their way out the door, the tribes would gather, and they’d set their clubs up in piles, and they’d take turns throwing big rocks at them as a sign of rejecting their sins—and when it was all said and done, whoever ended up the day with the most clubs knocked over, well that guy was the one they said had left the most sins behind him at Church. And that, my friends, is why the internet is worth every penny I’ve ever paid for broadband: because if it weren’t for the internet, I wouldn’t know that ten-pin bowling is all about Christian repentance!
So there we go: we get to the point of today’s readings: repentance. And y’all have heard me say time and again that I don’t do hellfire and brimstone. But that isn’t to say that we don’t have plenty of things to set aside. We all do—and not only individually, but as a society. And social justice y’all have certainly heard me do! That’s my call to repentance. Truth is: human beings are remarkably imperfect creatures. The Christian promise is that God is going to build a Kingdom out of his creation—that, the further we come to it, the more Christ-like we can and should seek to become. And, yet, I look at history—and hear the calls to repentance from prophets and preachers throughout the ages—and it all seems so similar throughout the ages.
Look at the readings for today: there’s Jonah: worst prophet ever. Don’t get me wrong; I love Jonah. He’s a grumpy old cuss, and that suits me down to the ground. But a more flawed prophet you just don’t get. God sends Jonah to call to repentance the great, and decadent, city of Ninevah—capital of the Assyrian Empire. Jonah doesn’t want to do it—and we all know the story of how he runs off in the opposite direction, ends up getting himself eaten by a great huge God-sent fish, spat back out, and sent back to Ninevah to behave himself and do what he’s told. Oh, yes, my friends: he preaches the message—and, unlike me, Jonah’s got no problem at all with a bit of brimstone—and, sure enough, the Ninevites turn to God—so says the Bible. But that doesn’t stop the rest of the world from churning on. And, for that matter, it doesn’t even stop Jonah from sulking at God. We hear today how the people of the great city repent. But the rest of the story is that, after they turn, Jonah goes off and pouts about it. What he really wanted—for whatever reason—was to see the city destroyed. And he didn’t get it. And the book ends with God telling Jonah to wind his neck in.
Then comes the Psalm, likewise ancient—speaking, in great hope, of God’s faithfulness—but also pointing out that, if we’re to be saved, there are things we should be saved from. “Put no confidence in extortion, and set no vain hopes on robbery; if riches increase, do not set your heart on them. Once God has spoken; twice have I heard this: that power belongs to God, and steadfast love belongs to you, O Lord. For you repay to all according to their work.” There’s no doubt here that God expects a turning away from our wrongdoing and selfishness and a turning towards his great and generous love. God’s grace is free, said the martyr Dietrich Bonhoeffer; but it’s not cheap. Together with the promise that a Kingdom is coming—that God will build true justice in the world—that he will free the oppressed—that he will right all wrongs—is the call for human beings to turn. “Put your faith in God,” says the Psalm, “not yourself. And certainly not your stuff.”
Paul tells us, too, that the ills of the world are passing away—and that God’s Kingdom is at hand. He speaks more of the expectation than the turning. But he won’t have missed the context that Christ, too, speaks of how we stand at the cusp of God’s Kingdom coming to be—and that the first step towards that is repentance. Turn away from these things that pass into nothing: possessions, riches, selfishness, power, greed, injustice—turn away, turn away—and come to God. “Follow me,” says Christ, “and I shall make you fishers of humanity”.
And the point is: we find ourselves in a society that is not perfect. We debate, time and again, whether our wars are right—for example. Here’s the thing: those Germans may have invented ten-pin bowling; but, once it was done, they still took their clubs back away from the Church building and ran off and sacked Rome. We argue amongst ourselves whether money or healthcare is more important. We fight tooth and nail over the welfare state, privatisation or nationalisation of banking and industry. And we all know—do we not—that, whatever side we’re on, sometimes human failings and greed get in the way. In that sense, we’re no different from Ninevah—as a society. And—as a matter of fact—it’s not unusual for religious leaders to be a bit like Jonah: ultimately, he preferred his sense of moral superiority over and above the actual transformation of the world into God’s Kingdom.
And I say all this simply to point out that—what with human nature being what it is—we are looking to God for a miracle, not to ourselves. As a priest, I get the question all the time from people—both Churchgoers and non-Churchgoers—about whether or not the Church is really making a better world, or whether it’s just full of hypocrites. That whole thing with St. Paul’s Cathedral and the Occupy Movement is a prime example: there are many different ways of looking at that problem. My own sympathy was with the protesters; but—let’s make no mistake—there’s a case to be made that a Church well-placed with the bankers is in a very good position to influence their behaviour—if we’d be prepared to wield that influence. The point is: we sound today very much like Ninevah of three thousand years ago—and Jerusalem of two thousand years ago—and Rome and France of one thousand years ago—and London of one hundred and fifty years ago—because we are human beings. Repentance—a turning from our failings is crucial. But, even more crucial is that repentance isn’t just about what we’re turning from, but about who we’re turning to: and I call you—and me—and our nation—today—to be clear that we’re turning to God.
A Kingdom is coming—and it’s not one that, off our own back, we’ve been able to build. In fact, looking at how similar human nature remains throughout the ages, it can be very hard to see, at times, where it’s being built at all. But make no mistake: the Kingdom is coming. And that, too, is a message that has been proclaimed through the ages: that’s what God sent Jonah to tell the people of Ninevah: that his reign is sovereign. That’s what Isaiah predicts to the people of Israel: that a Saviour is on his way. That’s what Christ turns out to be: “a light,” as old Simeon said in the temple, “to lighten the gentiles, and the glory of his people, Israel.” And that’s the direction to which Paul turns our faces, as he looks to the future. He looks in hope—and believes in a miracle. And calls us to action and faith, like Christ before him.
There may be some preachers who do hellfire pretty well—and I’m not even going to complain about that. It can be over-done, sure. But I guess it has its time and place. What I’m quite sure, though, is that humanity needs God to get it right. And we are called, first and foremost, to look positively and hopefully to God. The words of the Psalm today open with hope—and conclude with God’s fulfilment of his promised through his perfect, never-ending, faithful love to his creatures. And that’s the message I want us to walk away with today: the message that, whatever are our struggles, God’s love conquers. We are called—as Christ’s disciples—to call the world and ourselves to repentance. The active engagement of the world is an activity we’re called to join. But, most of all, we are called to know that repentance is far less about heaping guilt upon ourselves and our nations—but rather is more fundamentally about looking to the Kingdom and, with God’s involvement, becoming better selves and nations. Till one day—soon, I hope; as Paul hoped before me—the turning will all be done, and—by our love and communion with God and each other—we will wake up and find that the Kingdom is complete—and, unlike the tribal inventors of bowling, we can leave our clubs and weapons, disused, and laid outside the gates of heaven forever.



